Your Self-esteem Is A Notch Below Kafka.

It's A Match Made In Heaven...by A Retarded Angel.

Talent Is Luck. The Important Thing In Life Is Courage.

I Hate Reality But It's Still The Best Place To Get A Good Steak.

I Wish I Was Writing Something Much More Heavy Each Time I Did A Film, And That The Comedies Just Occasionally Come Out. But Unfortunately You're Stuck With What You're Born With.

Can You Believe That? She Says I'm Not Leader Enough For Her. Who Was She Looking For... Hitler?