In California, They Don't Throw Their Garbage

There's Nothing Like The Discovery Of An Unknown Work By A Great Thinker To Set The Intellectual Community Atwitter And Cause Academics To Dart About Like Those Things One Sees When Looking At A Drop Of Water Under A Microscope.

Sygmnd Was A Poor Austrian Who'd Lost All The Vowels In His Name In A Boating Accident.

Please Forgive Me. My Pedicurist Had A Stroke. She Fell Forward Onto The Orange Stick And Plunged It Into My Toe. It Required Bandaging.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

If It Turns Out That There Is A God...the Worst That You Can Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever.