You Have City Centre Pubs Where Men

I Dish The Dirt Out And I Can Take It. But Why Should My Mother And Children Have To Take It?

You Take Out An Injunction Against Somebody Or Some Organisation And Immediately News Of That Injunction And The People Involved And The Story Behind The Injunction Is In A Legal-free World On Twitter And The Internet. It's Pointless.

Racing Cars Which Have Been Converted For Road Use Never Really Work. It's Like Making A Hard Core Adult Film, And Then Editing It So That It Can Be Shown In British Hotels. You'd Just End Up With A Sort Of Half Hour Close Up Of Some Bloke's Sweaty Face.

Does Anyone Really Imagine For A Moment That My Wife Gives Two Stuffs About Global Warming? She Certainly Did Not Appear To Be All That Bothered On Thursday Evening When, During The Great Carbon-saving Switch-off, I Ran Round The House Furiously Turning On Every Light, Hair Dryer, Dishwasher And Toaster.

We Don't Know How Many People Are Watching The Grand Tour's - It's A Closely Guarded Secret, We Don't Even Know - The Only Thing We Can Do Is Make A Program That We Enjoy. And Then Hope That We're Not So Unusual That Other People Won't Share Our Taste.