Speed Focuses The Mind. It Cuts Through

The Air Conditioning In Lamborghinis Used To Be An Asthmatic Sitting In The Dashboard Blowing At You Through A Straw.

If The Scottish Want To Break Away, I Shall Stand On Hadrian's Wall With A Teary Handkerchief, And Say: 'good Riddance To The Lot Of You, And Take Your Stupid Bagpipes With You.'

I Don't Often Agree With The Rspca As I Believe It Is An Animal's Duty To Be On My Plate At Supper Time.

You Know What, I Distinctly Remember My Boat Blew Up And I Was Killed!

We Don't Know How Many People Are Watching The Grand Tour's - It's A Closely Guarded Secret, We Don't Even Know - The Only Thing We Can Do Is Make A Program That We Enjoy. And Then Hope That We're Not So Unusual That Other People Won't Share Our Taste.