I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny.

If A Football Official Were To Call For A Slow-motion Replay Every Time Didier Drogba Fell Over, Each Match Would Last About Six Weeks.

Looking Good In Italy Is Even More Important Than Looking Where You're Going.

I Therefore Have To Use The Force. And Weirdly, This Doesn't Work Very Well. I Don't Understand Why, Because On The Last Census, I Put My Religion Down As Jedi Knight.

Think Of It As Angelina Jolie. You’ve Heard She’s Mad And Eats Nothing But Wallpaper Paste. But You Would, Wouldn’t You?

I'm Not Capable Of Having An Affair. You Can Ask My Wife. I'm Not Physically Capable.