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Change Gear, Change Gear, Check Mirror, Murder A Prostitute, Change Gear, Change Gear, Murder. That's A Lot Of Effort In A Day.

Ambition Is A Very Dangerous Thing Because Either You Achieve It And Your Life Ends Prematurely, Or You Don't, In Which Case Your Life Is A Constant Source Of Disappointment. You Must Never Have Ambition.

If You Were To Buy A [bmw] 6-series, I Recommend You Select Reverse When Leaving Friends’ Houses So They Don’t See Its Backside.

I Wore A Groove In The Kitchen Floor With Endless Trips To The Fridge, Hoping Against Hope That I Had Somehow Missed A Plateful Of Cold Sausages On The Previous 4,000 Excursions. Then, For No Obvious Reason, I Decided To Buy A Footstool.

In The Olden Days I Always Got The Impression That Tvr Built A Car, Put It On Sale, And Then Found Out How It Handled. Usually When One Of Their Customers Wrote To The Factory Complaining About How Dead He Was.