All This Health And Safety Talk Is

I Was Reading The Mirror The Other Day And Came Across A Letter From A Reader Who Wrote, 'i Was Riding My Bike To Work When This Red Ferrari Pulled Up Next To Me. Out Of The Window, Jeremy Clarkson Shouted 'get A Car', And Drove Off.' What I Actually Said Was, 'get A Car You Hatchet Faced, Leaf-eating Tw*t

I'd Just Find A Story In Canada And Come And Do It. Combine Harvester Banger - Actually I've Done That: Banger Racing Up In Red Deer [in Alberta, For His 1998 Doc Series Extreme Machines].

That [pagani] Zonda, Really! It’s Like A Lion In Orange Dungarees. Kind Of Fierce, But Ridiculous All At The Same Time.

Do Not Cruise Through Red Lights. Because If I'm Coming The Other Way, I Will Run You Down, For Fun.

Koenigsegg Are Saying That The Ccx Is More Comfortable. More Comfortable Than What Being Stabbed?