Change Gear, Change Gear, Check Mirror, Murder

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

Let's Be Perfectly Clear, Shall We. The Fox Is Not A Little Orange Puppy Dog With Doe Eyes And A Waggly Tail. It's A Disease-ridden Wolf With The Morals Of A Psychopath And The Teeth Of A Great White Shark.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.