I Therefore Have To Use The Force.

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.

This Is Perfect For India Because Everyone Who Comes Here Gets The Trots.

All This Health And Safety Talk Is Just Killing Me.

Ambition Is A Very Dangerous Thing Because Either You Achieve It And Your Life Ends Prematurely, Or You Don't, In Which Case Your Life Is A Constant Source Of Disappointment. You Must Never Have Ambition.

Some Say His Droppings Have Been Found As Far North As York, And That He Has A Full Size Tattoo Of His Face, On His Face. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.