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Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.

Remember, Jesus Would Rather Constantly Shame Gays Than Let Orphans Have A Family.

And Though I Am A Committed Christian, I Believe Everyone Has The Right To Their Own Religion - Be You Hindu, Jewish, Or Muslim, I Believe There Are Infinite Paths To Accepting Jesus Christ As Your Personal Savior.

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.

I Don't Get Why The Government Is The Only One That Gets To Print Money.