Making A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.

I'm Not A Truthiness Fanatic, I'm Truthiness's Father.

I Won't Be Doing The New Show In Character, So We'll All Get To Find Out How Much Of Him Was Me. I'm Looking Forward To It.

There's Nothing American Tourists Like More Than The Things They Can Get At Home.

I Can't Be Gay! I'm A Happily Married Conservative, Just Like Ted Haggard And Larry Craig.

Keep Your Facts, I'm Going With The Truth.