You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.