You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.