You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.