I Can Be President Of The United

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.