He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.