He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.