He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.