If You Can't Say Something Nice About

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.