If You Don't Have Anything Nice To

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.