I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.