I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.