I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.