I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.