I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.