If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.