You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.