You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.