You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.