You Can't Land On The Moon And

It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A Skirt In All Countries.

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.

I Saw Something In A Program On Something In Miami, And They Were Saying, "we've Redecorated This Building To How It Looked Over 50 Years Ago!" And People Were Going, "no, Surely Not, No. No One Was Alive Then."

The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss Guard Who Stand Proudly In Pajamas And Silly Hats.

The National Rifle Association Says, 'guns Don't Kill People. People Do'. But I Think The Gun Helps.