Cable Cars Are Fun - Everyone Gets

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).

The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss Guard Who Stand Proudly In Pajamas And Silly Hats.

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

I Just Believe In The Goodwill Of People, The Power Of People To Do Something Positive.

If You Get Too Well-known, You Can Never Be A Comedian's Comedian, It Just Won't Sit Well. But I'm Fine With That. I'm Fine With That Label.