Cable Cars Are Fun - Everyone Gets

People Still Talk About A British Sense Of Humour, Or French Slapstick Or How The Germans Have No Sense Of Humour - And It's Just Rubbish. I Do Strongly Feel That We Are All The Bloody Same.

But The Dutch Speak Four Languages And Smoke Marijuana!

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia. This Is True, They Proved This One. The Word Dyslexia Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

I Felt Audiences Are Happier To Take Comedy People Who Play Darker People Because There's A Link Between The Psychosis Of Comedy And The Psychosis Of Being A Twisted Character.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.