I Wanna Live 'til I Die, No

No Matter How Much Makeup I Wore, People Just Kept Saying "yes, Sir! Would You Like Tea With That, Sir?" "yes, I Would Like Tea. Why Don't You Put It On My Breasts?" "certainly. Tea For This Man's Breasts! Anything Else, Sir?"

I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.

Performance Enhancing Drugs Are Banned In The Olympics. Ok, We Can Swing With That. But Performance 'debilitating' Drugs Should Not Be Banned. Smoke A Joint And Win The 100 Metres, Fair Play For You. That's Pretty Good. Unless Someone's Dangling A Mars Bar Off In The Distance.

I'm Into Humanity. I Don't Believe In God, But I Believe In Human Beings.

Someone's Killed 100,000 People. We're Almost Going, "well Done! You Killed 100,000 People? You Must Get Up Very Early In The Morning! I Can't Even Get Down The Gym. Your Diary Must Look Odd: 'get Up In The Morning, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death - Lunch - Death, Death, Death - Afternoon Tea - Death, Death, Death - Quick Shower ...' "