I Am Two Lesbians In A Man's

Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

If You Go Down As A Comedian's Comedian, That's Basically Meaning Other Comedians Are Hopefully Feeling That You're Doing Okay.

When You're Coming Out, You Have To Deal With The Whole World Saying 'oh! You're An Abominable Snowman'.

San Francisco! City Of Dreaming Spires, People Live Here... Golden Gate Bridge, Ahh The Romans Came Here.