All Humans Can Do More Than They

And The Druids, They Were Into Sex And Death In An Interesting Night-time Telly Sort Of Way.

Spiders Frighten Me. In Response To The Spider Alerts For Australia, Please Can The Australian Government Remove All Spiders From Australia And Blow Them Into Outer Space.

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

Honey Bees Are Amazing Creatures. I Mean, Think About It, Do Earwigs Make Chutney?

America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember What Happened To Rome.