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When You're More Mature, You Do Start Telling The Truth, In Odd Situations. "i'm Sorry, I've Broken A Glass Here. Is That Expensive? I'll Pay For It. I'm Sorry." And You Do That So That People In The Room Might Go, "what A Strong Personality That Person Has. I Like To Have Sex With People With Strong Personalities."

You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.