I'd Like To Have Sex With Myself.

There Was No Religion In My Life Growing Up. Did God Invent Us Or Did We Invent God?

I Definitely Have Breast Envy. When Teenage Girls Were Saying 'i Wish I Had Breasts', I Was Thinking The Same Thing.

Learning That You Have Stamina Is An Excellent Thing To Know. If A Project Fails, I Know I Can Pick Myself Up.

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.