My Gran Said Put A Thimble On

You’ve Got To Believe You Can Be A Standup Before You Can Be A Standup. You Have To Believe You Can Act Before You Can Act. You Have To Believe You Can Be An Astronaut Before You Can Be An Astronaut. You’ve Got To Believe.

I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.

Peace, Peace, Peace. Peace Is Organized.

Well, Comedy Is A Great Weapon Of Attack. It's Not A Great Weapon Of Support.

Comedy Is Like A Very Cokey, Druggy Sugar. You Get Hits Of Comedy, And It's Very, "more, Give Me More Of That Stuff," Because Serotonin Is Being Released In The Brain. So It's Basically, Everyone Becomes Serotonin Junkies, And We Are Serotonin Dealers. And That's What Being A Comedian Is About.