I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid

I Wear Whatever I Want Whenever I Want. I Don't Call It Drag; I Don't Even Call It Cross-dressing. It's Just Wearing A Dress.

I'd Be Happy To Be Taken As A Woman - And That's What I Was Initially Trying To Do When I Started Throwing On Dresses And Stuff. But That Wasn't Going To Happen Because Everyone Kept Calling Me Sir. So I Thought I'd Change The Method And Just Start Wearing What I Wanted To Wear.

Makeup's Just Crazy, Anyways. Native Americans Used To Wear It, And It Did All Right For Them Until, Uh ... Well, Until You Killed Them All, I Suppose.

Charles Darwin Wrote A Famous Book In 18 [gibberish]. And That Book Was An Interesting Book, Cuz It Was Called "monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-you".

I Mean, Sometimes... A Comedian Becomes An Actor, And They Just Don't Deliver, Because The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Acting Is To Be Truthful, And They Get That Mixed Up Sometimes, Or Don't Even Notice That That's The Thing.