I Don't Subscribe To The Theory That

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

So The American Government Lied To The Native Americans For Many, Many Years, And Then President Clinton Lied About A Relationship, And Everyone Was Surprised! A Little Naive, I Feel!

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

Horseshoes Are Lucky. Horses Have Four Bits Of Lucky Nailed To Their Feet. They Should Be The Luckiest Animals In The World. They Should Rule The Country. They Should Win All Their Horse Races, At Least. 'in The Fifth Race Today, Every Single Horse Was First Equal...one Horse Threw A Shoe Came In Third...the Duck Was Ninth...and Five Ran.'

My Gran Said Put A Thimble On Your Finger And It Helps You In Case You Slip With The Needle And It Goes Up, Into The Brain, And Death.