Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More

Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

It May Be Said That Artist And Censor Differ In This Wise: That The First Is A Decent Mind In An Indecent Body And That The Second Is An Indecent Mind In A Decent Body.

It Is Also Said Of Me That I Now And Then Contradict Myself. Yes, I Improve Wonderfully As Time Goes On.

A Life Spent In Constant Labor Is A Life Wasted, Save A Man Be Such A Fool As To Regard A Fulsome Obituary Notice As Ample Reward.