Art Is The Sex Of The Imagination.

Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On Cosmetics. Men, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On A Sense Of Humor.

Love Is The Emotion That A Woman Feels Always For A Poodle Dog And Sometimes For A Man.

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

A Man Admires A Woman Not For What She Says, But What She Listens To.

A Ready Way To Lose Your Friend Is To Lend Him Money. Another Equally Ready Way To Lose Him Is To Refuse To Lend Him Money. It Is Six Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other.