A Life Spent In Constant Labor Is

A Life Spent In Constant Labor Is A Life Wasted, Save A Man Be Such A Fool As To Regard A Fulsome Obituary Notice As Ample Reward.

Opening Night: The Night Before The Play Is Ready To Open.

Men Go To The Theatre To Forget; Women, To Remember.

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.

It May Be Said That Artist And Censor Differ In This Wise: That The First Is A Decent Mind In An Indecent Body And That The Second Is An Indecent Mind In A Decent Body.