Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.

Opening Night: The Night Before The Play Is Ready To Open.

It Is Also Said Of Me That I Now And Then Contradict Myself. Yes, I Improve Wonderfully As Time Goes On.

In The Theatre, A Hero Is One Who Believes That All Women Are Ladies, A Villain One Who Believes That All Ladies Are Women.

A Ready Way To Lose Your Friend Is To Lend Him Money. Another Equally Ready Way To Lose Him Is To Refuse To Lend Him Money. It Is Six Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other.