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Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And Wise Men Merry.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

The Bachelors Admired Freedom Is Often A Yoke, For The Freer A Man Is To Himself The Greater Slave He Often Is To The Whims Of Others.

Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines Are To A Substantial Dinner.

All That Is Necessary To Raise Imbecility Into What The Mob Regards As Profundity Is To Lift It Off The Floor And Put It On A Platform.