In The Theatre, A Hero Is One

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.

Men Go To The Theatre To Forget; Women, To Remember.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.