The Test Of A Real Comedian Is

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.

In The Theatre, A Hero Is One Who Believes That All Women Are Ladies, A Villain One Who Believes That All Ladies Are Women.

A Man May Be Said To Love Most Truly That Woman In Whose Company He Can Feel Drowsy In Comfort.

The Bachelors Admired Freedom Is Often A Yoke, For The Freer A Man Is To Himself The Greater Slave He Often Is To The Whims Of Others.

It Is Only The Cynicism That Is Born Of Success That Is Penetrating And Valid.