No Man Can Think Clearly When His

The Most Loyal And Faithful Woman Indulges Her Imagination In A Hypothetical Liaison Whenever She Dons A New Street Frock For The First Time.

A Ham Is Simply Any Actor Who Has Not Been Successful In Repressing His Natural Instincts.

Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On Cosmetics. Men, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On A Sense Of Humor.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.

The Russian Dramatist Is One Who, Walking Through A Cemetery, Does Not See The Flowers On The Graves. The American Dramatist . . . Does Not See The Graves Under The Flowers.