Women Are My Best Friends, My Best

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.