If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

I May Find Something That Looks Interesting And Then Go On To Alter The Recipe By Adding Spices, Things Of My Own. I Also Look For Time-saving Recipes, Dishes That Can Be Prepared Ahead And Stored.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.