If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?