If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know

I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

When I Said I Didn't Have A Cent, I Didn't. I Used To Get Annoyed With People Who Said They Were Broke When They Had Five Dollars.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.