If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know

I'm Used To Living Alone, And I Like It That Way. You Become So Selfish Living Alone...i'd Make A Terrible Husband Anyway.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.