I Laughed All The Way Through Love

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.