Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why

My Kitchen Is Not A Place To Live In. I Made It White So I Can Tell Instantly If It's Not Clean-and I Like It Clean Enough To Be Able To Eat Off The Floors-or The Tables,for That Matter.

Learning Lines Is On My Mind Until I Do Know Them. I'll Read The Paper Or Paint The House To Keep From Starting To Memorize. I've Never Found An Easy Way.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told Her She'd Have A Problem With Me Because Sylvia Was My Mother's Name.