I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

A Room Is Like A Stage. If You See It Without Lighting, It Can Be The Coldest Place In The World.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.