I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.