I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.