My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And Famous.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?