I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.