I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And

I Don't Always Prepare Such Rich Meals. Sometimes I'll Just Serve A Simple Quiche, Salad And Dessert For Dinner. During The Week I Try To Eat Lightly.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

My Sisters Said, Why Do You Make Those Faces? You Make Yourself So Ugly.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.