My Body May Have Been Abused, But

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.