If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd

I'm Used To Living Alone, And I Like It That Way. You Become So Selfish Living Alone...i'd Make A Terrible Husband Anyway.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.