I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.