Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

Always Keep A Smile. I Attribute My Long Life To That. I Believe I Will Die Laughing. That's Part Of My Program.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

I Didn't Like Mundane Life.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.