Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

There Are So Many Good Authors; There's No Shortage Of Them.

He Who Hugs Too Much, Hugs Badly!

I'm Interested In Everthing But Passionate About Nothing.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.