Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

Always Keep Your Smile. That's How I Explain My Long Life.

Death Doesn't Frighten Me; Now I Can Think Peacefully Of Ending A Long Life.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.

I Think I Will Die Laughing.