I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until

Wit Doesn't Make Girls Pretty.

In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.